An unemployed 50-year-old Pennsylvania native living in Spring Hill, Balmer, Florida, entered a Kmart wearing a black T-shirt that asked in large white letters: “Who needs drugs?” Beneath that, the shirt said in smaller white lettering: “No, seriously, I have drugs.”

According to a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office report, Balmer was waiting in a checkout line at the store when a deputy entered.

When Balmer saw the deputy, he attempted to hand a plastic bag containing marijuana and methamphetamines to the person standing behind him, a sheriff’s report said.

When the person declined to receive the bag, Balmer walked to another cash register and placed it on the ground, the sheriff’s office said.

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